Comment: AVERAGEReally Means: Not too bright.

Comment: EXCEPTIONALLY WELL QUALIFIEDReally Means: Has committed no major blunders to date.

Comment: ACTIVE SOCIALLYReally Means: Drinks heavily.

Comment: QUICK THINKINGReally Means: Offers plausible excuses for errors.

Comment: INDIFFERENT TO INSTRUCTIONReally Means: Knows more than superiors.

Comment: STERN DISCIPLINARIANReally Means: A real jerk.

Comment: APPROACHES DIFFICULT PROBLEMS WITH LOGICReally Means: Finds someone else to do the job.

Comment: A KEEN ANALYSTReally Means: Thoroughly confused.

Comment: EXPRESSES SELF WELLReally Means: Can string two sentences together.

Comment: DEMONSTRATES QUALITIES OF LEADERSHIPReally Means: Has a loud voice.

Comment: JUDGEMENT IS USUALLY SOUNDReally Means: Lucky.

Comment: KEEN SENSE OF HUMORReally Means: Knows lots of dirty jokes.

Comment: SLIGHTLY BELOW AVERAGEReally Means: Stupid.

Comment: ALERT TO COMPANY DEVELOPMENTSReally Means: An office gossip.

Comment: ENJOYS JOBReally Means: Needs more to do.

Comment: HAPPYReally Means: Paid too much.

Comment: CONSULTS WITH SUPERVISOR OFTENReally Means: Pain in the ass.

Comment: USES TIME EFFECTIVELYReally Means: Clock watcher.

Comment: USES RESOURCES WELLReally Means: Delegates everything.

Comment: DESERVES PROMOTIONReally Means: Create new title to make him or her feel appreciated.'