A young Technician and his General Manager board a train headed through the mountains on its way to Town.They can find

no place to sit except for two seats right across the aisle from a young woman and her grandmother. After a while, it is obvious

that the young woman and the young tech are interested in each because they are giving each other "looks." Soon the train

passes into a tunnel and it is pitch black. There is a sound of the smack of a kiss followed by the sound of the smack of a slap.

When the train emerges from the tunnel, the four sit there without saying a word. The grandmother is thinking to herself: "It was

very brash for that young man to kiss my granddaughter, but I'm glad she slapped him." The General manager is setting there

thinking: "I didn't know the young tech was brave enough to kiss the girl, but I sure wish she hadn't missed him when she slapped

and hit me!" The young woman was sitting and thinking: "I'm glad the guy kissed me, but I wish my grandmother had not slapped

him!" The young tech sat there with a satisfied smile on his face. He thought to himself: "Life at train is good. How often does

a guy have the chance to kiss a beautiful girl and slap his General manager all at the same time!!!!!'