A college student picked up his date at her parent's home.
 
 He'd scraped together every cent he had to take her to a fancy
 restaurant. To his dismay, she ordered almost everything expensive
 on the menu. Appetisers, lobster, champagne . . .the works.
 
 Finally he asked her, "Does your Mother feed you like this at
 home?"
 
 "No," she said, "but my Mother's not looking to get laid."