A man suspected that his wife was not faithful to him. So, he hired a famous Chinese detective, Mr. Joa Tong Ping, to look after his wife and report any activities that might develop. A few days later, he received this report: Most honorable sir:, you leave house. \r\n\r\nHe come house. \r\n\r\nI watch. \r\n\r\nHe and she leave house. \r\n\r\nI follow. \r\n\r\nHe and she get on train. \r\n\r\nI follow. \r\n\r\nHe and she go in hotel. \r\n\r\nI climb tree-look in window. \r\n\r\nHe kiss she. \r\n\r\nShe kiss he. \r\n\r\nHe strip she. \r\n\r\nShe strip he. \r\n\r\nHe play with she. \r\n\r\nShe play with he. \r\n\r\nI play with me. \r\n\r\nfall out of tree, not see. \r\n\r\n......NO FEE