�A husband, so proud of the fact that his wife had given birth to 6
�children, begins to call her "mother of six" rather than by her
�first name. The wife, amused at first, chuckles.
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�A few years down the road, the wife has grown tired of her
�husband's description. "Mother of six," he would say, "Get me a
�beer!" "Hey mother of six, what's for dinner tonight?"
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�This type of situation persisted to a boiling point.
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�Finally, while attending a party with her husband, he jokingly
�yelled out, "Hey mother of six, I think it's time to go!"
�
�The wife seized the moment and shouted back, "I'll be right with
�you -- father of four!"