"You look mighty dressed up, Mundre,"
a friend said to Mundre. "What's going on, something special?"
"Yes," said the Mundre, "I am celebrating tonight with my wife. I am taking her to dinner in honor of seven years of perfect married happiness."
"Seven years of married happiness," the friend said. "Why man, I think that's wonderful."
"I THINK IT'S PRETTY GOOD MYSELF," said Mundre. "SEVEN OUT OF SEVENTY."