Socialism: You have two cows, and you give one to your neighbor.

Fascism: You have two cows, the government takes both of them and sells you milk.

Nazism: You have two cows; the government takes both of them and shoots you.

Capitalism: You have two cows; you sell one of them and buy a bull.

Bureaucracy: You have two cows; the government takes both of them, shoots one of them, milks the other and pours the milk down the drain.

Democracy: You have two cows, and they both go on strike.