Mick was in court for a double murder and the judge said, "You are charged with beating your wife to death with a Spade".

A voice at the back of the courtroom yelled out, "You Mongrel!"

The judge continued, "You are also charged with beating your daughter to death with a Spade".

Again, the voice at the back of the courtroom yelled out, " You Mongrel!!!"

The judge stopped, looked at the man in the back of the courtroom, and said, "Teddy, I can understand your anger and

frustration at this crime, but I will not have any more of these outbursts from you or I shall charge you with contempt! Now

what is the problem?"

Teddy, at the back of the court stood up and responded, "For fifteen years I lived next door to that Mongrel.

And every time I asked to borrow a Spade, he said he " didn't have one!" ,