�A group of girlfriends are on vacation when they see a five-story
�hotel with a sign that reads, "For Women Only."
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�Since they are without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide
�to go in. The bouncer, a very attractive guy,explains to them how
�it works.
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�"We have five floors. Go up floor by floor, and once you find what
�you are looking for, you can stay there. It's easy to decide since
�each floor has a sign telling you what's inside."
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�They start going up, and on the first floor the sign reads, "All
�the men here have it short and thin." The friends laugh and
�without hesitation move on to the next floor.
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�The sign on the second floor reads, "All the men here have it long
�and thin." Still, this isn't good enough, so the friends continue
�on up.
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�They reach the third floor, where the sign reads, "All the men
�here have it short and thick." They still want to do better, and
�so, knowing there are still two floors left, they continued up.
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�On the fourth floor, the sign is perfect: "All the men here have
�it long and thick." The women get all excited and are going in
�when they realize that there is still one floor left. Wondering
�what they are missing, they head on up to the fifth floor.
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�On the fifth floor, they find a sign that reads, "There are no men
�here. This floor was built only to prove that there is no way to
�please a woman."
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