o       HARD-DISK -Woman:She remembers everything, FOREVER.
RAM Woman:-She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off.
WINDOWS Woman:-Everyone knows that she can't do a thing right, but no one can live without her.
EXCEL -Woman:They say she can do a lot of things but you mostly use for your four basic needs.
SCREENSAVER Woman:-She is good for nothing but at least she is fun!
INTERNET Woman:-Difficult to access.
SERVER -Woman:Always busy when you need her.
MULTIMEDIA Woman:-She makes horrible things look beautiful.
CD-ROM Woman:-She is always faster and faster.
E-MAIL Woman:-Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense.
VIRUS Woman:-Also known as "WIFE"; when you are not expecting it u find her