A panda bear was very hungry and he walks into a resturant, and tells the bartender that he wants to have lunch. The bartender gives him a menu and he orders.

The panda bear eats his lunch, and when he finishes, he gets up to leave. Suddenly, the panda bear pulls a gun out of his fur, and shoots all around the resturant. He then heads for the door.

The shocked bartender jumps out from behind the destroyed bar and shouts, "Hey, what do you think you're doing? You ate lunch, shot up my bar, and now you're just going to leave?"

The panda bear answers calmlly, "I'm a panda bear." The bartender says, "Yeah, so?" The panda bear replies, "Look it up in a dictionary," and walks out the door.

The bartender jumps back behind the ruined bar and grabs his dictionary. He looks up "panda bear," and sure enough, there is a picture of the panda bear.

He reads the caption, which says, "Panda Bear--a cuddly, black and white creature. Eats shoots and leaves."